Sure, awkward first dates make for highly entertaining “bad-dating” stories, which easily makes you the funniest person at brunch for the next few weekends.
But after a while, dating starts to feel like a bit of a chore. The endless, robotic swiping. Conversations that start with “hey what's up” and never go beyond “nothing, u ". Trying to figure out what they look like without their sunglasses on. Making Venn diagrams to try and figure which one is the right person.
Altogether, this can leave a lonely soul feeling jaded. Maybe even a little desperate and reconsidering swiping right on someone you previously swiped left on .
If you're wondering when you’re going to meet “the one” instead of “the one who was two hours late and picked you up in a hearse and asked you for gas money”, I've got just the match for you — in fact, I've got seven.
In my capacity as both dog lover and unofficial match-maker, I teamed up with my friends at Paws if Forward to find you everlasting love with someone who is ready to commit, won’t ever take gym selfies, and will love you forever, no matter how you feel about cilantro.
So, before you delete Tinder and denounce love for good, take a peep at the dogs Paws it Forward has up for adoption — all single, ready to mingle, and looking for that special someone, just like you. But also a second chance at a warm, loving home, a built in best friend, and someone who will scratch their butt and tell them how good they are at all hours of the day. Which is what we're all really looking for in life, isn't it?
Below, seven magnificent woofers, floofers, and boofers, all up for adoption, all just a swipe right away.
Bennet
If you’re into bad boys then swipe left because I am a good boy. I love long walks and runs and think grass is the best thing. Think family is the most important thing in the world. That and fetch. Very nice. Much friendly. Must be confident, caring, and not mind a sensitive, sweet boy who just wants to shower you with attention and affection. Won’t do you a frighten. #woke
Third photo: baby is def not mine — that’s my cousin's. Not really into the kid life (sorry not sorry).
Harley
Sweet senior seeks partner in crime. Spent most of my life in h*ctic 9-5 office job trying to convince HR to be more lenient about belly rubs and barking at Karen to get the squeaky toy specs on my desk by five. Now I'm just living the quiet life and looking for someone to spend it with. I prefer quiet nights over long all-nighters — my churlish days are behind me. Neutered. Not looking to pick up a litter. Just looking for someone to build a blanket fort and watch the Food Network with.
I’ve carried this with me for a long time, but I’m ready to admit it now: I don’t think Ross and Rachel should have ended up together. There. I said it.
Lucy
If I had to describe my perfect date, I’d say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Actually, the perfect date involves you, me, and chasing some squirrels in the park, but if you can name that movie, I can already tell we’ll get along just fine. I’m a Virgo, so, I give my whole heart and I don't leap before looking. I’ve had my share of heartache in the past and I’m not looking for drama. Shy at first but eager to cuddle. Must be kind, must be curious, must be up to date on all your vaccinations — I don’t want no scrubs.
Bailey
I can’t believe I’m actually on here. Just your average guy looking for his boo. Been told I'm the spitting image of Bob Ross, so I went as Dog Ross for a Halloween party once. Got too excited and had an accident on the floor by a Ficus — but it was okay because it was a happy accident. Family and friends are super important to me. So are tennis balls. Gold Medal “Glass Is Half-Full” optimist who loves a good hot dog as much as he enjoys a good sock. Connoisseur of squeaky toys. Needs to be with someone who gets that I like to keep myself well groomed. Don’t @ me about it.
Emmitt and Otis
Think all the good boys are taken? Think again, ladies.
Unemployed and homeless but otherwise, we’re a real catch. Did some time behind the cage — we’ve seen some things, man. Bonded for life, now. You can’t have the Emmitt without the Otis — we’re a bromance.
Ready to settle down but still like going hard with the boys at the dog park. Semi unprofessional couch snugglers. Always DTS (down to snuggle). Let’s skip the Netflix and cut straight to the cuddle puddle. Gold medal champions of "the smoulder" — 60% of the time, it works every time. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Simba
🎀 🐶 🌎💋🌻🌈🐾 🌞 🍑 💕
Pom-life = best life Capricorn Ambivert Living my best life Pizza is bae Squeaky toys are part of the package.
I like to play but I’m here for something long-term. Love to laugh and looking for somebody to see the world in all its shades of grey and blue. Must quote Mean Girls with me; must appreciate my wiggles.